At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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