I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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