Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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