So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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