Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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