I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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