Having a random hookup so left but love u
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
