Define "chronic" masturbator.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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