Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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