she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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