i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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