I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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