i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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