I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
did i just pee glitter
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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