A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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