Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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