Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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