are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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