A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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