I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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