Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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