I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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