I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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