All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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