Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
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took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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