I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
