I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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