If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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