U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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