last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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