At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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