I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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