Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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