Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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