Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.