Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.