I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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