I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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