what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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