I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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