My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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