I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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