watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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