Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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