i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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