Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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