So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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