I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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