I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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