so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My bed smells like the plague
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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