We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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