Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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