You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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