So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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