I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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