would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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