So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
the day after is always just damage control
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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