so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Come on in and take your pants off
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