she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
