ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think my tv is drunk
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i may or may not be watching the land before time
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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